khalif

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing
God
she asked, "is my time up?"God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2
months and 8 days to live." Upon hearing this, the woman decided to
stay in
the hospital and have liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone
change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live,she
figured
she might as well make the most of it.

She was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her
way
home, she was killed by a car. Arriving in front of God, she
demanded,"I
thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from
out of
the path of the car?" SCROLL DOWN....YOU'LL LOVE THIS!!!






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God Replied," It was my month's end and had to achieve my target"

Baba G

i thought it was...." Sorry i couldn't recognize you"

BrokenSky

Gohan