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Jan 9th, 2004, 06:46 AM
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-: an earthbound missfit i :-
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A news reporter gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ka wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
reporter: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.
Zindagi key safar mein guzzar jatey hein ju muqaam
wo phir nahien aatey! wo phir nahien aatey!
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Jan 9th, 2004, 06:51 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 8, 2002 - 1:00 am
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Lagta hai us time 12 bajay hoon gay...
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Jan 9th, 2004, 06:56 AM
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*aNkHoN ki ChAmAk*
Join Date: May 23, 2003 - 4:00 pm
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*c h a m k e e l i * a n k h e i n*
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Jan 9th, 2004, 08:55 AM
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P®iNÇ駧 Øf h€ªrt§
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~*~Pakistan hamari jaan, sabse pehley Pakistan~*~
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Jan 10th, 2004, 01:20 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 7, 2003 - 1:49 am
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pehley bhi parha tha but iss dafa per bohat enjoy kiya... 
Na janey merey dil ko kya ho gaya?
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Jan 10th, 2004, 04:21 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
Join Date: Mar 4, 2002 - 5:00 am
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:biggthumb
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:maulvidis
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Jan 10th, 2004, 05:53 AM
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ŋǿǿrÃ*fÃ*éd - DusK -
Join Date: Nov 7, 2002 - 10:28 am
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Jan 10th, 2004, 11:39 AM
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Channel Manager Arts & Culture
Join Date: Jan 15, 2002 - 1:00 am
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The heart is the only broken instrument that works.
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Jan 10th, 2004, 04:08 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 27, 2003 - 1:26 pm
Location: Toronto
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LOL
Blah Blah ...
Eik zid hai meri tabiyat mei
Koi kehday nahi to haan hon mei
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