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An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and
the
Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and
cabbage
one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage
and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito
and
jumped too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped
to
his death as well.
At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known
how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it
to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde guys wife. "Hey, don't look at
me,"
she said, "He makes his own lunch."
"It's one of the gods of Africa, It holds the power of life and death. An elephant can kill you. A lion or leopard can kill you. And a mamba can kill you. But with a mamba bite, since the dawn of time, it's sure. It is death incarnate."
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