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Jan 11th, 2004, 01:23 AM
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A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Well, I don't want THAT one back".
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Jan 11th, 2004, 02:01 AM
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Jan 11th, 2004, 03:29 AM
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P®iNÇ駧 Øf h€ªrt§
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~*~Pakistan hamari jaan, sabse pehley Pakistan~*~
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Jan 11th, 2004, 03:35 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
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Jan 12th, 2004, 12:15 AM
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Jan 12th, 2004, 04:03 AM
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^---:rotfl"
BTW 
Na janey merey dil ko kya ho gaya?
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Jan 12th, 2004, 08:53 AM
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I am empowered to WHAT makes THE mess!!!!
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Jan 12th, 2004, 03:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by she:
^---:rotfl"
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 dun fly my joke 
“Quite often good things have hurtful consequences. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or KILLED by their COURAGE.” ~Aristotle
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Jan 12th, 2004, 08:35 PM
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LaBaiK ALlaHUm'ma LaBaiK
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good one...... 
Abbay Neechay kia dekhtay hay-uper daikho :(-- Chapper Qanat
Amir E Azam of Bay-Qaedah Pakistan
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Jan 12th, 2004, 09:22 PM
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Jan 13th, 2004, 12:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tahir44:
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thaiNgaa kiouN dikhaa rahay ho  ?
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Jan 13th, 2004, 02:36 PM
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-: an earthbound missfit i :-
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Zindagi key safar mein guzzar jatey hein ju muqaam
wo phir nahien aatey! wo phir nahien aatey!
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