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Old Jan 11th, 2004, 11:49 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Three guys die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter says to them "whatever you do, don't step on a pink cloud."

The first guy goes off wandering. When he comes back, he's accompanied by one of the ugliest women you've ever seen.

"What happened to you?" asked the other two.

"I stepped on a pink cloud," he replied.

The second guy goes off wandering and comes back with an even uglier girl.

"What happened to you, they asked.

"I stepped on a pink cloud."

The last guy goes off wandering and comes back with the most beautiful woman any of them have ever seen.

"What happened," they asked. The woman responds, "I stepped on a pink cloud!"







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I think only u understand it Broken sky






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uff yeh pick cloud issey hatoo ider sey kahin mera payoon iss per na per jayee....:carying:






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uff yeh pick cloud issey hatoo ider sey kahin mera payoon iss per na per jayee....:carying:


rotfl: aur agar kisi aur nay rakh diya to phir.................
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I am empowered to WHAT makes THE mess!!!!
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Old Jan 12th, 2004, 03:34 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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uff yeh pick cloud issey hatoo ider sey kahin mera payoon iss per na per jayee....:carying:
Agar aap ka paoN paRa to wapsi may aap ke saaath maiN dekha jaoN ga.



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