Genie

Tahir44 · Jan 13th, 2004, 08:45 PM

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a
bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared

The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope, sorry. Three-wish genies are a myth. Most of us are just single wish types. I’m a one-wish genie. So...what’ll It be?

The woman didn’t hesitate.. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m out of shape after being in a bottle for centuries. I’m good but not THAT good!

Don’t think it can be done. Make another wish and please make it a bit more reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I’ve never been able to find the right man. You know, one that’s considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning and gets along with my family, doesn’t watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That’s what I wish for..... a good mate."

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Show me the damn map again."

Crescent · Jan 13th, 2004, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by Tahir44:
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a
bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared

The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope, sorry. Three-wish genies are a myth. Most of us are just single wish types. I’m a one-wish genie. So...what’ll It be?

The woman didn’t hesitate.. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m out of shape after being in a bottle for centuries. I’m good but not THAT good!

Don’t think it can be done. Make another wish and please make it a bit more reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I’ve never been able to find the right man. You know, one that’s considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning and gets along with my family, doesn’t watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That’s what I wish for..... a good mate."

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Show me the damn map again."

Obviously the girls haven't met me yet....*lol*

gud one tho

BrokenSky · Jan 14th, 2004, 05:24 AM

khe khe khe

~*~ksa kuri~*~ · Jan 14th, 2004, 05:49 AM

nice...

Nancy Drew · Jan 14th, 2004, 06:41 AM

she · Jan 15th, 2004, 12:03 AM

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Originally posted by BrokenSky:
khe khe khe

hasney ka andaz accha hai...