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Old Jan 15th, 2004, 11:25 PM   #1 (permalink)  
 
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One day a bird was flying through a blizzard one day when it became cold and dropped to the ground...The bird realized that this was its end as it sat there waiting for its death...

Just then a bull was passing by, and as it passed over where the bird was lying in the snow, it crapped on the bird...The bird which was about to die from the cold, suddenly felt warm, cozy and refreshed from the turd...The bird felt so good it started chirping and singing at the top of his voice...

Just then a fox was passing by...It heard the bird in the turd, took it out of the turd and ate it...

Moral of the story: Not everyone who gives you siht is your enemy and not everyone who gets you out of it is your friend, but most important of all, when you're in deep siht, its wise to keep your trap shut.








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Old Jan 16th, 2004, 03:48 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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© Khanzada "Bhot game hai is ki"

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Old Jan 19th, 2004, 07:16 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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5abi and digitalsurgeon: aap donon ne agarche mujhe due credit dia hai... *khushi se phool kar kuppa ho jaane wala icon* laikin meri apne to koi baat karne wala reh he nahin gai

ok...on the joke..here i go: Yaar..bohat technology hai is main :Pretty:

now you two...match that!







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Old Jan 19th, 2004, 08:59 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by Khanzada:
ok...on the joke..here i go: Yaar..bohat technology hai is main :Pretty:

now you two...match that!






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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 07:41 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by Khanzada:
bohat technology hai is main
now you two...match that!
match kaisey hoo sakta hai as technology to kal window sey bahir gir gayee thi...







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can't you use better VOCABULARY for MORAL???????....






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Old Jan 20th, 2004, 09:53 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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lol at khanzadahs technology.....







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