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Apr 10th, 2004, 05:15 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
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A man and his wife were in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumping up and down said: 'Your Honor. I brought the child into this world and I experienced lots of pain while in labor; The child should be under my custody. The judge turns to the husband and says ' What do you have to say about this?' The man sat for a while contemplating .. then slowly rose. Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. whose Pepsi is it .. the machine's or mine?
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Apr 10th, 2004, 05:17 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
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OOps... sorry..!!!
MODzzzzzzzz please move this thread to Jokes Forum....
Thanks a lot....
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Apr 10th, 2004, 05:21 AM
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GS Evangelist.....!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by LONE RANGER:
OOps... sorry..!!!
MODzzzzzzzz please move this thread to Jokes Forum....
Thanks a lot....
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 ... well, its out of vending machine!! now you can't decide where it belongs ... 
Nice joke though ... 
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
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Apr 10th, 2004, 07:21 AM
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ŋǿǿrÃ*fÃ*éd - DusK -
Join Date: Nov 7, 2002 - 10:28 am
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koi baat nahi' cafe is also a gud place 
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Apr 10th, 2004, 07:52 AM
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Senior Member
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 tobah tobah 
Depending on the perspective, everything is beautiful!!
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Apr 10th, 2004, 09:15 AM
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Senior Member
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Haahahahha Good joke
Ya Nabi Salaam Alaika Ya Rasool Salaam Alaika Ya Habib Salaam Alaika.
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Apr 10th, 2004, 10:24 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 8, 2003 - 8:37 am
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LR bahi saab
Kafi kaama suthra tape ka joke hai yara....perhaiz keraain bachaay kharab ho jain gaay
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Apr 12th, 2004, 07:24 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 5, 2004 - 11:07 pm
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I don't know why some people think this if fun..... it's retarded.
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Apr 12th, 2004, 09:10 PM
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I'm no mystery! just another face
Join Date: Feb 19, 2004 - 7:49 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ajnabi4ever:
LR bahi saab
Kafi kaama suthra tape ka joke hai yara....perhaiz keraain bachaay kharab ho jain gaay
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Coke say yah vending machine say,,,? lol
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