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Apr 11th, 2004, 12:13 AM
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Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
Location: South of Boston, MA
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Old though, but still hillarious
# Inside the Class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two equal halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the
corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my
nose today...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....
# About his family :----------------
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
* My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital.
# At the ground : -------------
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
# To a boy, angrily :-----------------
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
# Giving a punishment : -------------------
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)
# Sir at his best : ---------------
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre
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Apr 11th, 2004, 01:32 AM
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P®iNÇ駧 Øf h€ªrt§
Join Date: Mar 14, 2003 - 6:24 am
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 i've never head of it so it means it is not old!
~*~Pakistan hamari jaan, sabse pehley Pakistan~*~
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Apr 11th, 2004, 01:59 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
Join Date: Mar 4, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: Ex Dubai (Now in KARACHI)
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CoOoL Bhai..... :biggthumb
oLd is goLd.... 
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Apr 11th, 2004, 03:37 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2, 2003 - 9:12 pm
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issi forum mein recently post kiya hai ''prof shakoor ' k naam se kissi ne:P
''ANKHEIN KHULLI RAKHAA KAREIN''
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Apr 11th, 2004, 07:52 AM
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Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by laibah_:
issi forum mein recently post kiya hai ''prof shakoor ' k naam se kissi ne:P
''ANKHEIN KHULLI RAKHAA KAREIN''
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achaa bibii ghousaa naa kee jiyaay... waissay woh professor shakoor hogaa, but Peelay school main koyii professor nahin htoaa
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Apr 12th, 2004, 02:06 PM
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*aNkHoN ki ChAmAk*
Join Date: May 23, 2003 - 4:00 pm
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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
esp. this one! 
*c h a m k e e l i * a n k h e i n*
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Apr 12th, 2004, 06:24 PM
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Join Date: Apr 5, 2004 - 11:07 pm
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That's the only think I didn't get. (But I laughed so hard at all others!!) What does that supposed to mean? Please tell meeeeee!!
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