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Old Apr 12th, 2004, 05:39 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?"

"Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories published in national magazines, and I finished my novel."

"Very impressive," he commented, "but I was thinking of skills you could apply during office hours."

Mrs. Smith explained brightly, "Oh, that was during office hours."







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Old Apr 16th, 2004, 05:56 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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