Would you mind If.....

Ajnabi4ever · Apr 15th, 2004, 08:45 AM

Say something about Blondes....

First piece of Art!!

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Second Piece of Art !!!

A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling to her.

"How can I get to the other side of the river?" she shouts loudly.

The other blonde replied "What for? You are already on the other side of the river!"
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Third Piece of Art !!!

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.

The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.

Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.

She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"

The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."

Memeber of Manchester Anti Blonde Group
Kalaay Hain tuo kiya hoa dil Walay hain..
From the Desk of Dr. Adnan Nadeem Iqbal Dani...
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kaun · Apr 15th, 2004, 08:47 AM

old but nice

Ajnabi4ever · Apr 15th, 2004, 08:50 AM

so you like blondes.... if yes than I have got some other stuff for you..

kaun · Apr 15th, 2004, 08:52 AM

well to be honest blondes are just a stereotype and i dunno y but well wateva

scarlet lady · Apr 15th, 2004, 08:53 AM

Nice Ajnabi Jee...I Liked Them *cheeky grin*

See You Around...Scarlet

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Ajnabi4ever · Apr 15th, 2004, 08:58 AM

Yeah, I donno know either but its true..

http://www.ahajokes.com/blonde_jokes.html

have a fun

Janwar · Apr 15th, 2004, 09:03 AM

abey teray pass koie or kam dhanda nahi hai DOCTOR KHAT-PATEYA ? ?

Ajnabi4ever · Apr 15th, 2004, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Janwar:
abey teray pass koie or kam dhanda nahi hai DOCTOR KHAT-PATEYA ? ?

Aaj kul logon ko Musalmaan ker raha houn

musalman hona hai kiya..

pagaldeewani · Apr 15th, 2004, 09:27 AM

ajnabi dada, thanx

really I was in very upsetting mood, but thank u for cheering me up

Ajnabi4ever · Apr 15th, 2004, 09:37 AM

Aunty nice to see ya in bad mood ..
how was your long weekend!!!

pagaldeewani · Apr 15th, 2004, 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by Ajnabi4ever:
Aunty nice to see ya in bad mood ..
how was your long weekend!!!

hehe, long weekend, we had a long weekend really

howcome I wasn't aware of that

WiseGuy · Apr 15th, 2004, 09:48 AM

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Originally posted by pagaldeewani:

hehe, long weekend, we had a long weekend really

howcome I wasn't aware of that

Dont' you have a day off on Easter?

Ajnabi4ever · Apr 15th, 2004, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pagaldeewani:

hehe, long weekend, we had a long weekend really

howcome I wasn't aware of that

Oh yes store tuo kholay rahtay hain na!! So, where do you work?

pagaldeewani · Apr 15th, 2004, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiseGuy:

Dont' you have a day off on Easter?

ohhhhhhh I was too busy concentrating on other things, I didn't realize that was easter break

Janwar · Apr 15th, 2004, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ajnabi4ever:

Aaj kul logon ko Musalmaan ker raha houn

musalman hona hai kiya..

jab mai 4 din ka tha tu mai muslim ho geyah tha

doosaro ko kar rahay ho muslim tum ko koie karnay wala hai kay mai aoo

appni aarreee kay sath

yah phir garden mai jo bari wali knief hoti hai us kay sath

u dumb head .

pagaldeewani · Apr 15th, 2004, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ajnabi4ever:

Oh yes store tuo kholay rahtay hain na!! So, where do you work?

I don't work at stores, wudn't mind working there. However, I work as accountant assistant @ warehouse.

Ajnabi4ever · Apr 15th, 2004, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Janwar:

jab mai 4 din ka tha tu mai muslim ho geyah tha

doosaro ko kar rahay ho muslim tum ko koie karnay wala hai kay mai aoo

appni aarreee kay sath

yah phir garden mai jo bari wali knief hoti hai us kay sath

u dumb head .

Tumhain musalmaan kis janwar nay kiya tha.. meray musalmaan Janwaar ... Kis Aari say kiya tha.. yah Foji Kasaai nay kiya tha.. yah tuo batao na

Raindance · Apr 15th, 2004, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ajnabi4ever:

Tumhain musalmaan kis janwar nay kiya tha.. meray musalmaan Janwaar ... Kis Aari say kiya tha.. yah Foji Kasaai nay kiya tha.. yah tuo batao na

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