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Marketing Strategies



You see, a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing.



You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich Marry him." That's Advertising.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Telemarketing.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie. you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?" That's Public Relations.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich.." That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

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HA HA HA.... what a good description of Marketing terms..