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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 03:50 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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What do you call 1 Pathan on the moon?...
Problem...


What do you call 10 Pathan on the moon?...
Problem...


What do you call a 100 Pathan on the moon?...
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What do you call all the Pathans on the moon?...
























































































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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 08:42 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 09:26 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 01:06 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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I heard this joke b4..but instead of Pathaans it was Indians...! Ager pathaans ko bheejna hai tu sub se pehle uss Irfan Pathaan ko bhejjo.. badtameez kaam kharab ker raha hai







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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 05:20 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 05:24 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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i love pathans but this joke is funny






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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 06:11 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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that was funny. But it has to be a hostile nation. Pathan bechare masoom log hotay hain

khocha humare mulak mein aakay ye joke sunaiga ???

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Old Apr 18th, 2004, 09:32 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 01:01 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 01:38 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 05:56 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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palkoN se apni unko chuno, aur khush raho...
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 06:12 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 12:16 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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that was funny. But it has to be a hostile nation. Pathan bechare masoom log hotay hain

khocha humare mulak mein aakay ye joke sunaiga ???

j/k
na bhai na... aaj k door mein koi masoom nahin hein...

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Old Apr 19th, 2004, 02:08 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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reminds me of good old days, back in uni we had a group of 4 pathans and one malik. n we used to call them 4 pathan aik insaan.







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Old Apr 20th, 2004, 12:07 AM   #15 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 20th, 2004, 11:10 AM   #16 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 28th, 2004, 07:26 AM   #17 (permalink)  
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and im not at all taking offense for being a partial pathan






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Old Apr 28th, 2004, 06:08 PM   #18 (permalink)  
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Old Apr 29th, 2004, 05:22 AM   #20 (permalink)  
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SS u r so mean eh, GS bhai, khanu bhai NR, and BM bhai don't worry yaar u r better off as pathan than sardar. You should thank the lord that u r only mere pathan, although I don't see any diff b/w blondes, pathan and sardar, but still. just wanted you guys to feel betta







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