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sardar g is trying 2 commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.....some body stops him and asks"q bhai yeh sab q lekey bethay ho"?
sardar g replies"saali train late ati hai,kahin bhook say na mar jaoon".
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sardar g 2 doctor:dr i have a problem.
doctor:wats ur problem?
sardar g:i keep forgetting things.
doctor:since when u have this problem?
sardar g:wat problem?
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sardar g #1:have u ever read shakespear?
sardar g #2:no,who wrote it?
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why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven" ?................................................. ....
he didn't know which "one" come first.
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why can't sardars make ice cubes?.........................
they alwayz forget the recipe.
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