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Apr 19th, 2004, 01:44 PM
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1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobile phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend.
After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
8) Move your desk in to the lift and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if
they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,"Shut up, all of you, just shut up"
19) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, and while peering inside, ask "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then
announce, "I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"
Hello Pakistan...!!!
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Apr 19th, 2004, 02:05 PM
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:rotfl"
no thank you ...
hum paii yeh kis nay harra rung dalla
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Apr 20th, 2004, 08:13 AM
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Oh Allah, give me patience and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
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Have you ever experianced any of them or have you ever did any of this???By the way it was nice
I've kissed millions of frogs, but still no prince charming...
Åchi ßachi Çlub
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Apr 20th, 2004, 11:18 AM
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I'm no mystery! just another face
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Quote:
Originally posted by Attia:
Have you ever experianced any of them or have you ever did any of this???By the way it was nice
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I find it very funny 
Never heard these before,,,aur kuch naya ho jaye,, 
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Apr 20th, 2004, 03:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by mahnoor@lahore:
:rotfl"
no thank you ...
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try it...its always fun doing something new 
ps: kaiseee ho 
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Apr 20th, 2004, 03:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Attia:
Have you ever experianced any of them or have you ever did any of this???By the way it was nice
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not exactly these but i have been doing other funny thing....wicked na???
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Apr 20th, 2004, 04:55 PM
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Nice Ones 
Thnx for sharing
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Apr 21st, 2004, 09:16 AM
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sab bolein gey pagal aa gyaa hai...
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Apr 21st, 2004, 10:04 AM
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Apr 21st, 2004, 01:53 PM
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*aNkHoN ki ChAmAk*
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OH MY GOD!  Some of them are really worth trying yaar.. 
*c h a m k e e l i * a n k h e i n*
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Apr 23rd, 2004, 12:21 AM
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Channel Manager Entertainment
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I was laughing out loud while reading these and my daughter
kept saying...."na bolo", "na bolo".
na bolo = don't talk.
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Apr 23rd, 2004, 02:27 AM
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~*~~HUNT ME~*~~
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i hate u man ... why u disclosEd Maheen@lahore wali elevator story 
Mai Bura Mari Duniya Buri . . . . Dor jaoo gay tu Mar JaaOo gaay , PaSs aaOo gaay tu JaL JaaOo gaay
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Apr 23rd, 2004, 06:21 AM
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thug aloof
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Quote:
Originally posted by telephone:
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobile phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
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I'd rate them higher than the rest  ... good stuff :biggthumb
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25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then
announce, "I have new socks on."
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I don't know why, but it reminds me of a good friend of mine - Ashish. I miss him 
Say: "Not equal are evil and good, even though the abundance of evil may please you." So fear Allah much, O men of understanding, in order that you may be successful. (Qur'aan, 5:100)
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Apr 23rd, 2004, 10:01 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Janwar:
i hate u man ... why u disclosEd Maheen@lahore wali elevator story
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Apr 23rd, 2004, 10:39 AM
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omg i think ima die laughing 
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Apr 23rd, 2004, 07:02 PM
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Snarkilicious
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haha! some real funny ones in there.
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Apr 23rd, 2004, 09:27 PM
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lol
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Apr 23rd, 2004, 11:58 PM
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LaBaiK ALlaHUm'ma LaBaiK
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Quote:
Originally posted by telephone:
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,"Shut up, all of you, just shut up"
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
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Abbay Neechay kia dekhtay hay-uper daikho :(-- Chapper Qanat
Amir E Azam of Bay-Qaedah Pakistan
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Apr 24th, 2004, 05:12 AM
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Pari hoon mein...
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"Hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold urs "
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