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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:16 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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The problems with GUYS:


If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.


If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.



If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS


If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.


If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)


If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.


If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.


If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.


If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT


If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.



If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

& sooo hard to please!!!!


when the guys read this they will swear it is not true!

as for the girls, have a good laugh at how true this is!







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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:17 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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another FLOP thread







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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:24 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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another FLOP thread

i was expecting this answer from ya....btw jou khud FLOP hota hai woh aisee hi baatain karta hai....mr FLOP






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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:25 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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i was expecting this answer from ya....btw jou khud FLOP hota hai woh aisee hi baatain karta hai....mr FLOP
yeah right






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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:28 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:28 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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yeah double rite






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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:29 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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sheen...we want some real life experiences






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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:29 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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^^ me too






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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:30 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Sheen if you cant understand guys the better way to treat them is .... Apna Sandle nikal kay un kay sar pay maro...







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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:36 PM   #10 (permalink)  
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Sheen if you cant understand guys the better way to treat them is .... Apna Sandle nikal kay un kay sar pay maro...

RIGHTOOOO SIS






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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:38 PM   #11 (permalink)  
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JEEE that is the best way to deal with these guys






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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:39 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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Hey Sheen,,,explain me the theme ,,so I may reply,,,aisay to alto falto jawab ghutnay mai aa raha hai,,,







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I know a reall good way to deal wid u "AUNTY" type ladies






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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:43 PM   #14 (permalink)  
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I know a reall good way to deal wid u "AUNTY" type ladies
yah aunty kis to bola ray
May to apki baytee ki tarha ho






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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:44 PM   #15 (permalink)  
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'Aunty type ladies' hmmmmmmm :-|






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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 03:49 PM   #16 (permalink)  
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choop kar kai baith 50 yrs kai boodai...sharati bachai ka nick rakhnai sai u cant be a lil kid...batoon sai tou 80 saal kai lagtai hoo...DEPRESSED AND FRUSTRATED






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ohay kai shoaib Akhtar sach much 50 ya 80 sal ka hay....
then iam not like his daughter but like his granddaughter






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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:09 PM   #18 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by Attia:
ohay kai shoaib Akhtar sach much 50 ya 80 sal ka hay....
then iam not like his daughter but like his granddaughter
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Shoby ko kuch bola to mai us ku utha ker tum dono per painkh doun ga,,...latay martay hoye,,,phir na kehna gazab ho gaya...
shoby ko mara to mujh say ziyada bura woh he hoga,,,






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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 06:38 AM   #19 (permalink)  
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It is better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you are not...


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Old Jun 22nd, 2004, 03:01 PM   #20 (permalink)  
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I disagree completely,,,,,,
Women don't realy try to PLEASE men,,,,,
Other wise we men are very easy to be pleased........


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