armughal

The old Mafia Don, The Godfather is dying so he called his grandson to his bed.

“Grandson I want you to listen to me. I want you to take my chrome-plated 38 revolver so you will always remember me.”

“But grandpa, I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead.”

“You listen to me, some day you going to be running the business, you going to have a beautiful wife, lots of money, a big home and maybe a couple of bambinos.

“Some day you are going to come home and maybe find your wife in bed with another man... What are you going to do then? Point to your watch and say ‘Time’s up?’”

Mlung Baba

Good one...