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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 10:37 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,


if your father-in-law is a poor man,

it's your stupidity.



.................................................. ........................

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

.................................................. ........................

Practice makes perfect.....

But nobody's perfect......

so why practice?



.................................................. ........................

If it's true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?

.................................................. ........................

Since light travels faster than sound,

people appear bright until you hear them speak.



.................................................. ........................

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

.................................................. ........................

Money is not everything.

There's Mastercard & Visa.



.................................................. ........................

One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

.................................................. ........................

Save water.

Shower with your girl friend.



.................................................. ........................

Love thy neighbor.

But don't get caught.

.................................................. ........................

Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.



.................................................. ........................

Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

.................................................. ........................

The wise never marry.

and when they marry they become otherwise.



.................................................. ........................

Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.

.................................................. ........................

Never put off the work till tomorrow

what you can put off today.



.................................................. ........................

Love is photogenic

It needs darkness to develop

.................................................. ........................

Children in backseats cause accidents

Accidents in backseats cause children



.................................................. ........................

"Your future depends on your dreams"

So go to sleep

.................................................. ........................

There should be a better way to start a day

Than waking up every morning



.................................................. ........................

"Hard work never killed anybody"

But why take the risk !

.................................................. ........................

"Work fascinates me"

I can look at it for hours !



.................................................. ........................

God made relatives;

Thank God we can choose our friends.

.................................................. ........................

When two's company,

three's the result !



.................................................. ........................

A dress is like a barbed fence

It protects the premises without restricting the view

.................................................. ........................

The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. why learn.



.................................................. ........................

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....

what more can I say........

.................................................. ........................








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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 10:51 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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" I was born intelligent - education ruined me. "

tumne yeh apnay baray mein pehlay kyun nai bataya BeWaQooF






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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 10:53 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 10:55 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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" I was born intelligent - education ruined me. "

tumne yeh apnay baray mein pehlay kyun nai bataya BeWaQooF
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Abhi bhi dair nahi hoye,,tum foran ker do,,woh to BeWaQoof bacha hai,,,,







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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 10:57 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 10:57 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Abhi bhi dair nahi hoye,,tum foran ker do,,woh to BeWaQoof bacha hai,,,,
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 10:57 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by DeSi KuRi:
" I was born intelligent - education ruined me. "

tumne yeh apnay baray mein pehlay kyun nai bataya BeWaQooF
Pehlay Tum Kabhi Mili Nahi Thi Na Is Liye

Ab Is Post Mein Parh Kar Pata Chal Gaya Hai Ya Abhi Mazeed Is Par Or Roshni Daalon






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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 10:58 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Abhi bhi dair nahi hoye,,tum foran ker do,,woh to BeWaQoof bacha hai,,,,
Kash Insaan Apnay Alfaaz Wapas Le Sakta, Poor DeSi KuRi






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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 11:00 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 11:00 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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hey dont do that, you will surely run out of brains soon

now lemme see the thread


hey too much stuff, willread it later.







Zindagi key safar mein guzzar jatey hein ju muqaam
wo phir nahien aatey! wo phir nahien aatey!
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 11:00 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 11:06 AM   #13 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by BeWaQooF:
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,


if your father-in-law is a poor man,

it's your stupidity.



.................................................. ........................

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

.................................................. ........................

Practice makes perfect.....

But nobody's perfect......

so why practice?



.................................................. ........................

If it's true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?

.................................................. ........................

Since light travels faster than sound,

people appear bright until you hear them speak.



.................................................. ........................

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

.................................................. ........................

Money is not everything.

There's Mastercard & Visa.



.................................................. ........................

One should love animals.

They are so tasty.

.................................................. ........................

Save water.

Shower with your girl friend.



.................................................. ........................

Love thy neighbor.

But don't get caught.

.................................................. ........................

Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.



.................................................. ........................

Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

.................................................. ........................

The wise never marry.

and when they marry they become otherwise.



.................................................. ........................

Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.

.................................................. ........................

Never put off the work till tomorrow

what you can put off today.



.................................................. ........................

Love is photogenic

It needs darkness to develop

.................................................. ........................

Children in backseats cause accidents

Accidents in backseats cause children



.................................................. ........................

"Your future depends on your dreams"

So go to sleep

.................................................. ........................

There should be a better way to start a day

Than waking up every morning



.................................................. ........................

"Hard work never killed anybody"

But why take the risk !

.................................................. ........................

"Work fascinates me"

I can look at it for hours !



.................................................. ........................

God made relatives;

Thank God we can choose our friends.

.................................................. ........................

When two's company,

three's the result !



.................................................. ........................

A dress is like a barbed fence

It protects the premises without restricting the view

.................................................. ........................

The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. why learn.



.................................................. ........................

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....

what more can I say........

.................................................. ........................






good good stuff.






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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 11:07 AM   #14 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by chodhry:
hey dont do that, you will surely run out of brains soon

now lemme see the thread


hey too much stuff, willread it later.







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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 11:09 AM   #15 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by BeWaQooF:


Pehlay Tum Kabhi Mili Nahi Thi Na Is Liye

Ab Is Post Mein Parh Kar Pata Chal Gaya Hai Ya Abhi Mazeed Is Par Or Roshni Daalon
matlab abhi mazeed roshni dalnein ki gunjayesh HaI






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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 11:11 AM   #16 (permalink)  
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good good stuff.






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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 11:12 AM   #17 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by DeSi KuRi:


matlab abhi mazeed roshni dalnein ki gunjayesh HaI
Banday Banday Par Depend Karta Hai

Koi 1st Attempt Mein Hi Pick Kar Leta Hai Or Kisi K Liye Book Kholna Parti Hai






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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 11:25 AM   #18 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by BeWaQooF:
Banday Banday Par Depend Karta Hai
Koi 1st Attempt Mein Hi Pick Kar Leta Hai Or Kisi K Liye Book Kholna Parti Hai
namakool



"God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends."







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Old Jun 23rd, 2004, 11:39 AM   #19 (permalink)  
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namakool



"God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends."

Pehlay Nahi Parha Tha Kiya






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