Shehenshah

>ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIED
>SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
>
>WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
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>MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
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>MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
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>MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
>SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
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>>Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired using cell phones and for a
>>change decided to use really ancient methods of communication. They
>>decided to use pigeons to send messages. So they went and bought
>>expensive carrier pigeons from the Jama Masjid market in old Delhi
>>and found to their joy that the pigeons indeed could be trained and
>>the birds very easily learnt to return directly to their respective
>>homes. And so this scheme worked very fine.
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>>One day Santa sends his pigeon. When the pigeon reaches to Banta it
>>is with out message. Banta picked his mobile and asked Santa "What
>>is this joke? The pigeon is without any message!!!"
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>>Santa said "Oye khoteya, this was a missed call."

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>"Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
>Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
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>Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
>Italian : How far is land, from here ?
>Sardarji : Two miles .
>Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
>I have got the experience of swimming even more.
>The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up
>to the layer to ask something again.
>Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
>Sardarji : Downwards... !!
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>Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
>Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
>Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
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>Q Why does sardarji brings binoculorses in his own marriage?
>A To see his far reletavies.
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>Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
>beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
>"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
>So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
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>Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.
>This event really harrased the social nature of sardarji and
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>then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction .
>While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked
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>"Sardar ji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"
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>A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels,
>but he always started reading from the middle.
>A friend of his asked why he did so?"
>It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the
>middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its
beginning
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>Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
>On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
>Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel
>and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and
>exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!
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>A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate
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>Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in
education
>on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer
>two questions:
>1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
>2. How many seconds are there in a year?
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>The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...
>1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
>2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
>
>Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not
>the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only
>12 seconds in a year?"
>The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...."
>Saint Peter lets him in without another word

Ghazala Nasir

Title: THERMOS FLASK
A sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, 'What is that shiny object?' The clerk replies, 'That is a thermos flask.' The sardar then asks, 'What does it do?' The clerk responds, 'It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.' The sardar says, 'I'll take it!' The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks, 'What is that shiny object with you?' He said, 'It's a thermos flask.' The boss then says, 'What does it do?' He replies, 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.' The boss said, 'Wow, what do you have in it?' The sardar replies, 'Two cups of coffee and a coke.'

Ghazala Nasir

Public Place

A SARDAR WAS BEATEN UP IN A PUBLIC PLACE.

BUT HE KEPT ON LAUGHING.

A MAN ASKED HIM THAT WHY WAS HE LAUGHING?

HE REPLIED THAT HE IS BEATEN UP AS CHARANJEET SINGH BUT HE IS MANJEET SINGH.