Ghazala Nasir

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Which animal has the highest intelligence.
A giraffe.

Teacher:Name six animals of the Arctics.
Student:Three walruses and three polar bears.

A puppy called June was always picking fight with larger animals.One day she got into an argument with a lion.The next day was the first of July, why?
Because that was the end of the June.

Why are four-legged animals such poor dancers?
Because they have two left feet.

What animal hibernate standing on its head?
Yoga bear.

Why did Silly Billy get into trouble for feeding the monkeys at the zoo.
Because he fed them to the lions.

A little boy was telling his friend about his trip to the zoo."The elephants were the best", he said "What do you think they were doing?"
'I don't know', said the friend, "tell me!"
Picking up their peanuts with their vaccum cleaners.

Ghazala Nasir

If a quadruped has four legs and a biped has two legs, what is a zebra?
A stri-ped.

What animal has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel.

How can you tell which end of the worm is his head?
Tickle his middle and see which ends smiles.

I had a hard time as a kid, "one man told another. "my father 's farm had 200 cows, and every day my two brothers and I had to divvy up the milking".
"Good heavens!" the other exclaimed. "that must have been a huge job for just three boys".
"Well, it drove us carzy until Dad bought another hundred head," the first man said.
"How did that help anything?"
"Shucks, any fool can divide 300 by three".

What did the cat think when the dog caught him by the tail?
Well, that's the end of me.

When is a boat like heap of snow?
When it comes a drift.
When is water like a kangroo?
When it makes a spring.

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