Seedha Saada

Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to


Dear Mr. Baker,
> As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very
> basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an
> intellect that ranges above that of the common ground squirrel. After your

> consistent and annoying harassment of my coworkers and me during the
> commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few
> true genetic wastes of our time.
>
> Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of
> everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only
> a
> waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I
> know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to
> provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly
> attempt to understand the concept of “cut and paste” for the hundredth
> time.
>
> You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as
> “binary” still gives you too many options. You will also never understand
> why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even
> though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP
> is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.
>
> You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in
> others. You have a sharp-dressed useless look about you that may have
> worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility,
> you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for
> your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the
> blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you
> are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.
>
> Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full
> frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation; however

> have a few parting thoughts.
>
> 1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for
> you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me
> is “I prefer not to comment.” I will have friends randomly call you
> over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you
> would be unable to do it on your own.
>
>
> 2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know
> every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide
> to get cute, I am going to publish your “favorites list”, which I
> conveniently saved when you made me “back up” your useless files. I
> do believe that terms like “Lolita” are not usually viewed favorably
> by the administration.
>
>
> 3. When you borrowed the digital camera to “take pictures of your
> “Mother’s birthday,” you neglected to mention that you were going to
> take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to
> erase them, like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I
> have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you
> that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the
> authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell
> check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)
>
>
>
> Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my
> desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody and all of your
> little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never f***

> with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with
> all that free time!
>
> Wishing you a grand and glorious day.
>
> Cecelia

Her boss, apparently resigned very soon afterwards!

faizy

actually.. BOFH manual stated that it was a LIL different than boss resigining .. but again .. a lil scratchy feeling stops me from sharing that.. :google:

Raindance

LOL ,,only if it cud be true...

Seedha Saada

Mods, did it look like a joke to you?

Faisal

^ Seedha Saada is not amused. Mods beware. Fortunately I don't think Seedha Saadha will send a similar letter when he is resigning from Gupshup. I hope all the mods erase the pics before returning the digicam.

It was all (supposedly) written by a woman. Funny.

gupguppy

With evidence like that he should have asked for more money... instead he resigns!

Seedha Saada