some jokes !

am@islamabad · Jun 29th, 2004, 12:49 PM

The guy gets on a bus and starts threatening everybody: "I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!!!" So everybody gets scared and runs away. Only one person stays. The guy comes up to him and says: "Aren't you scared, I'll integrate you, I'll differentiate you!!!" And the other guy says; "No, I am not scared, I am e^x."

A function and a differentiation operator meet somewhere in Hilbert space. The differentation operator: Make place or I differentiate you.

Function: Forget it buster, I am e^x.

The differentation operator: Well, I am d/dy.

"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?"
"Not really - I spill most of it!"

"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"

"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."

Irem · Jun 30th, 2004, 02:24 AM

Nancy Drew · Jun 30th, 2004, 03:54 AM

kaka_in_usa · Jul 4th, 2004, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by am@islamabad:
A function and a differentiation operator meet somewhere in Hilbert space. The differentation operator: Make place or I differentiate you.

Function: Forget it buster, I am e^x.

The differentation operator: Well, I am d/dy.

this one rocks........