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THE BILL CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with No memory.

THE GEORGE W. BUSH VIRUS: Hides, but sends other files
to be destroyed on a daily basis.

THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) VIRUS:
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

THE AL GORE VIRUS: Causes your computer to just keep counting.

THE MONICA LEWINSKY VIRUS: Sucks all the memory out of your
computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

THE MIKE TYSON VIRUS: Quits after two bytes.

THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS: Only attacks minor files.

THE AMY FISHER VIRUS: Attacks files that threaten it.

THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS: Terminates some files, leaves, but
will be back.

THE LORENA BOBBITT VIRUS: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5-inch
floppy, then discards it through Windows.

THE MADONNA VIRUS: Tries to restore itself to earlier condition but only makes
itself slower, & sloppier.

THE JENNIFER LOPEZ VIRUS: Connects with systems, goes dormant,
and leaves.

THE JANET JACKSON VIRUS: Exposes it's (T) IT files to other connections.

THE CHER VIRUS: Rendered useless years ago, but refuses to go away.

THE PARIS HILTON VIRUS: Enters, goes down, and creates a disk
to record the event.

THE MICHAEL JACKSON VIRUS: Easily blocked by "Parental Control", can be
very destructive when not monitored by an administrator.