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Jul 1st, 2004, 05:50 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 29, 2004 - 4:33 pm
Posts: 967
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i found it on my brother's PC
its hilarious
If You Love Someone
THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
"If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was.... "
THE NEW VERSIONS R.....
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat ....
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person:
If you love someone
don't set her free.
MBA:
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
ERP functional expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Specialist:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market
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Jul 1st, 2004, 05:52 PM
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[Day-Walker]
Join Date: May 1, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: Heart
Posts: 6,799
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ammused
hamein to apno ne loota gheron mein kahan dam tha....mera scooter wajja wahaan jahaaN rashh kamm tha......
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Jul 2nd, 2004, 02:11 PM
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Insanity Unlimited...
Join Date: Dec 10, 2002 - 2:22 pm
Posts: 2,363
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 SHE'LL BE BACK! 
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Jul 2nd, 2004, 02:20 PM
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~heartache in disguise~
Join Date: May 28, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: rawalpindi
Posts: 37,827
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Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
:rotfl"
~ ... palat k har taraf se kyon nazR us shaks per thehrii?
wafa k silsilo`N kii wo, musalsal inteha thehra ...~
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Jul 2nd, 2004, 02:23 PM
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~Aik Sudaii Larki ~
Join Date: Jun 9, 2002 - 5:00 am
Posts: 26,154
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:biggthumb
Suna hay raat usse chaand takta rehta hay
sitaarey baam-e-falak se uter kay dekhtey haiN
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Jul 2nd, 2004, 02:30 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 8, 2002 - 8:04 am
Posts: 26
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interesting
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Jul 2nd, 2004, 02:32 PM
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*~Bhola Bhaala~*
Join Date: Apr 2, 2004 - 2:14 pm
Posts: 7,908
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:biggthumb
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Jul 2nd, 2004, 02:49 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 23, 2004 - 10:43 pm
Location: New York
Posts: 2,943
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I prefer, if she she doesn't come back then good riddance.
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Jul 2nd, 2004, 02:51 PM
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~Da King~
Join Date: Mar 25, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: NJ, USA
Posts: 54,695
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"If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was.... "
:love:
*~*~*~*Thread-napper*~*~*~
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Jul 4th, 2004, 06:52 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 29, 2004 - 4:33 pm
Posts: 967
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thanx
i liked this one the most "SHE'LL BE BACK"
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