MiSs BaRFee

Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?

Sardar2:-Birla cement

Sardar1:-Kyun?

Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain

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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone
and says "Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Oye Kamaal
Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

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A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table.
The guest asked what is this?

The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight"
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A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).

The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."
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What is the height of stupidity?

2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat
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Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!
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Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
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What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well?
A deep thinker..
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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
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Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he Suddenly hit a girl! So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!'

And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!'
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Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket. Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'

'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.

'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh.
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Sparkly Eyes

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Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

Samael

Why did Sardar Ji died while drinking milk?





























Answer: The cow sat on him!