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Old Aug 14th, 2004, 04:18 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Seen on a bulletin board:
Sucess is relative.
More the success, more the relatives



Sign at a barber's saloon in juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business



Notice in the toilet of Nariman Point office, Bombay:
This urinal is out of order - please use the floor below



A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - or else they will never be



Discovered written on a wall in one of Bombay's college:
Sex Appeal!!!
Please give generously!



Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager



Notice in barber's shop:
Haircut for Rs 8.00 Children for Rs 5.00



Seen in railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,pakdhe gaye to khana free



Sign on a famous beauty parlour window:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother







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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 10:52 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Notice in the toilet of Nariman Point office, Bombay:
This urinal is out of order - please use the floor below

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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 05:13 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Seen in railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,pakdhe gaye to khana free



Sign on a famous beauty parlour window:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother


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Old Aug 17th, 2004, 12:45 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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^ agreed...








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