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Aug 15th, 2004, 08:38 AM
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*~*Devils @ttitude*~*
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The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling.
"CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!! CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!! USE MORE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!!"
The wife was very upset, "What is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?
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The husband calmly replied, "This is to show you what it feels like for me when I am driving and you sit next to me.."
I'm sweet like honey, but sting like a bee!
It is better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you are not...
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Aug 15th, 2004, 08:42 AM
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Aug 15th, 2004, 08:48 AM
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Aug 15th, 2004, 10:28 AM
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Aug 16th, 2004, 12:17 PM
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lol 
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Aug 16th, 2004, 12:44 PM
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Aug 18th, 2004, 04:18 PM
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Aug 18th, 2004, 05:46 PM
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really true
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Aug 18th, 2004, 11:27 PM
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