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Aug 15th, 2004, 08:46 AM
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*~*Devils @ttitude*~*
Join Date: Dec 9, 2003 - 5:00 am
Location: pakistan
Posts: 19,646
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these are sooo funny, check out some new pick up lines..........
- What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school.
- OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me.
- Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
- You can't play basketball with a hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.
- Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
- Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room.
- So, read any good Surahs lately?
- I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
- Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part.
AND THE BEST ONE.........
- Assalamualaikum, so what time does a hurain (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?
I'm sweet like honey, but sting like a bee!
It is better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you are not...
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Aug 15th, 2004, 08:47 AM
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Join Date: Jan 20, 2004 - 6:59 am
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blushing ur on a roll today  
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Aug 15th, 2004, 08:51 AM
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*~Bhola Bhaala~*
Join Date: Apr 2, 2004 - 2:14 pm
Posts: 7,908
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Quote:
Originally posted by blushing_vision:
these are sooo funny, check out some new pick up lines..........
- OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry
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Twinkle Twinkle little star; You should know what you are.
And once you know what you are; Mental hospital is not so far.
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Aug 15th, 2004, 10:39 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 16, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: qabaristan in toronto
Posts: 1,379
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 Now how many of those did you try
pathar mai tu hai samaya, dil insan mai basaya,merai saath hi chala, merai saath hi ruka, har sans pai letai hai naam he tera.
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Aug 15th, 2004, 12:56 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jun 27, 2004 - 5:43 am
Posts: 360
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Aug 15th, 2004, 03:37 PM
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The unReal kingBu Abdullah
Join Date: Feb 5, 2001 - 7:00 am
Location: Kingdom of Bahrain
Posts: 14,949
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i wonder how u can laugh at religion....
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Aug 15th, 2004, 07:43 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 3, 2004 - 6:51 pm
Posts: 4,636
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rotfl"
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Aug 16th, 2004, 06:59 AM
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*aNkHoN ki ChAmAk*
Join Date: May 23, 2003 - 4:00 pm
Posts: 6,668
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*c h a m k e e l i * a n k h e i n*
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Aug 16th, 2004, 08:29 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 5, 2003 - 11:00 pm
Posts: 2,366
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Aug 17th, 2004, 10:55 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2, 2002 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi.
Posts: 16,680
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I always ask atleast leave the surah's, holy books, prophets out of ur jokes.
While rest of the world was busy mating I was Moderating Cafe and lost my jawani.
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Aug 18th, 2004, 02:01 AM
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Channel Manager Hangout
Join Date: Mar 5, 2004 - 6:00 am
Location: In your brain
Posts: 41,348
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Quote:
Originally posted by blushing_vision:
these are sooo funny, check out some new pick up lines..........
- What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school.
- So, read any good Surahs lately?
- Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part.
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SWEEETY! sweety!!!!!! JAAAAGO*nudges herrrrrrr and pulls her outta journals* OMG go look at teh PRINCE uffffffffff :faints: GOOOOOOOOOO
Rawr ...........................Cheeni Bhari Mirchi.
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Aug 18th, 2004, 06:38 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
Join Date: Mar 4, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: Ex Dubai (Now in KARACHI)
Posts: 5,365
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Aug 18th, 2004, 10:01 AM
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Member
Join Date: Aug 13, 2004 - 12:57 am
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don't make mazhab a laughing stock, by posting such jokes and laughing at them, we r not helping ourselves.
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