Short gender jokes
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women!
Why are blond jokes so short?
So men can remember them!
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares!
What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this!
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer!
How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!
Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
No phone numbers.
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."
How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't...there's a clock on the oven!
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
1) No mind.
2) No business.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"
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