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Aug 19th, 2004, 09:09 PM
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HRH The Landlord of Khairpur
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Now this old Mr. Bean is a great hypnotist. Goes for a show in a big auditorium. About 300 people sitting in front of him and he is all mystical in a flowing black robe and stuff. Anounces that all hypnotists in the world are able to hypnotise only one person at a time. He is gonna mesmerize the whole audience and hypnotize them all at the same time.
Takes out from his pocket a lovely expensive looking diamond pendulum hanging from a gold chain. Starts the hypnosis. Swinging the pendulum and chanting
"YOU ARE ALL SLEEPING". 
Within minutes the whole audience is fast asleep and snoring. Suddenly the pendulum somehow slips from his hand and he reflexively says "SHYTE"
It took them 3 weeks to clean up the auditorium 
I like long walks
specially when they are taken by people I dont like
Mr. James B. (Esq.)
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Aug 19th, 2004, 09:19 PM
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Offender Extraordinaire
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Aug 19th, 2004, 09:31 PM
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Senior Member
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:biggthumb
pathar mai tu hai samaya, dil insan mai basaya,merai saath hi chala, merai saath hi ruka, har sans pai letai hai naam he tera.
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Aug 20th, 2004, 11:07 PM
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HRH The Landlord of Khairpur
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iss main itnaa hansnaay ki kiyaa baat hay 
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Aug 21st, 2004, 02:54 AM
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The Knight's Madness!
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LOL!
Now thats what I call a stinker 
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Aug 21st, 2004, 06:31 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
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Aug 21st, 2004, 06:36 AM
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Oh Stinky :|
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Aug 21st, 2004, 06:37 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
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:bash: Mr. Bean
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Aug 23rd, 2004, 04:40 PM
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*~*Devils @ttitude*~*
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I'm sweet like honey, but sting like a bee!
It is better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you are not...
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Aug 25th, 2004, 05:43 AM
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is speaking so you better shutup!
Join Date: Aug 3, 2004 - 6:00 am
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:rotfl"
I told you duniya gol hay...
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Aug 25th, 2004, 01:27 PM
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Banned
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Aug 25th, 2004, 01:27 PM
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Banned
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Aug 28th, 2004, 02:17 PM
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~Deliciously Dangerous~
Join Date: Apr 28, 2001 - 1:00 am
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LOL...
The only one of its own kind.
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Aug 30th, 2004, 02:51 PM
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I'm no mystery! just another face
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JB trust you, to come up with this cracker,,,  ,,*shyte*,,,,Oh please have mercy and allow me to spell it right ,,plz plz,,S***T,,
*~*~* Thread-napper*~*~*
Down loading, Please wait ,,,,,,
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Sep 1st, 2004, 06:21 PM
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HRH The Landlord of Khairpur
Join Date: Oct 17, 2002 - 7:16 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by Raindance:
spell it right ,,plz plz,,S***T,,
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actually it is s**t 
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Sep 1st, 2004, 07:32 PM
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Your both wrong, it's spelled "sh*t".
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Sep 1st, 2004, 07:36 PM
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is speaking so you better shutup!
Join Date: Aug 3, 2004 - 6:00 am
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u three wrong it's actually " sh!t "
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Sep 1st, 2004, 07:50 PM
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Offender Extraordinaire
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Pffft - You guys are wimps. It's really spelled "****".
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Sep 1st, 2004, 07:56 PM
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is speaking so you better shutup!
Join Date: Aug 3, 2004 - 6:00 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by Samael:
Pffft - You guys are wimps. It's really spelled "****".
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WHAAAT??
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Sep 1st, 2004, 07:57 PM
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Offender Extraordinaire
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Yea!
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