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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 03:26 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Annoy your examiner during a Driver's Test

Turn the radio on. When the instructor goes to turn it off, slap his/her hand.

Beep your horn at everything.

When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light

Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "now which one is the gas again?"

After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.

Fill your car with beer bottles.

The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.

In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.

Swear at everybody on the road.

Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.









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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 04:05 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Thats one great ** How NOT to get a traffic license guide **






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Old Aug 22nd, 2004, 11:25 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Guranteed failure, brilliant! :clap:






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Old Aug 23rd, 2004, 04:38 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 09:30 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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LOL at # 4







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