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Aug 23rd, 2004, 07:53 AM
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Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,helaid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there
will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
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Aug 23rd, 2004, 07:56 AM
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Offender Extraordinaire
Join Date: Jul 17, 2004 - 7:00 am
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Aug 23rd, 2004, 02:02 PM
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Gud 1 
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Aug 28th, 2004, 01:07 AM
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I tell the truth, even when I lie.
-Scarface-
Join Date: Jul 11, 2004 - 7:00 am
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loloololollolo
God gave us two ears and one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak.
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Aug 28th, 2004, 03:37 AM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Ohh that's a good one..I'll keep it in mind 
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Aug 28th, 2004, 04:28 AM
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*~Bhola Bhaala~*
Join Date: Apr 2, 2004 - 2:14 pm
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Twinkle Twinkle little star; You should know what you are.
And once you know what you are; Mental hospital is not so far.
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Aug 28th, 2004, 05:04 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
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Another one..
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her repeated objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
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Aug 28th, 2004, 05:43 AM
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^^
Guess he missed the 7-o-Clock Curfew atleast couple of times ... Lolz
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Aug 28th, 2004, 05:56 AM
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*~*Devils @ttitude*~*
Join Date: Dec 9, 2003 - 5:00 am
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I posted that joke sometime back  cool breeze waala
I'm sweet like honey, but sting like a bee!
It is better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you are not...
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Aug 28th, 2004, 07:08 AM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by g3nu1n3:
^^
Guess he missed the 7-o-Clock Curfew atleast couple of times ... Lolz
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One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Aug 28th, 2004, 02:11 PM
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~Deliciously Dangerous~
Join Date: Apr 28, 2001 - 1:00 am
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lol...
The only one of its own kind.
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Aug 29th, 2004, 01:23 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by blushing_vision:
I posted that joke sometime back cool breeze waala
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Pardon my mistake, you gracious lady ... 
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Aug 29th, 2004, 10:45 AM
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Member
Join Date: Sep 8, 2003 - 12:51 pm
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 ...oops
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Aug 29th, 2004, 05:52 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 27, 2003 - 4:27 am
Location: karachi
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GoOd ....
ab kuch naya lao ... market mein....
Sochte hein Tujhey Wuzuu ker k Yuun tera ehtaram kerte hein
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Aug 30th, 2004, 01:00 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by bilalsohaib:
GoOd ....
ab kuch naya lao ... market mein....
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you want it to be 5th or 7th 
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Aug 30th, 2004, 02:36 PM
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I'm no mystery! just another face
Join Date: Feb 19, 2004 - 7:49 am
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by golly,,, a crackerjack,,,
*~*~* Thread-napper*~*~*
Down loading, Please wait ,,,,,,
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