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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 09:17 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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God asked Allama Iqbal how many children he had during his time on earth.
He replied saying he had three!
Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Iqbal a Mercedes!

Liaqat Ali is asked the same question.
When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.

Sir Sayed is next. He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children.
God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Suzuki Mehran.

Sometime later the three saw Quaid-e-Azam returning on foot.
They ask why God hadn't given him anything.
Jinnah replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that I was father of the nation!!!"







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Old Aug 25th, 2004, 11:47 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Tu bhi villain ban sakta tha, "BILLA" ban sakta tha.....
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