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Sep 8th, 2004, 06:12 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
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- A British Airways flight was going to Karachi from London. When it gets close to Karachi it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot contacts the Air Tower at Karachi airport and asks for help:
"Hello Karachi, this is Captain Smith, British Airways flight 000, do you read?"
"Flight 000, this is Karachi flight control, go ahead"
"Karachi, this is flight 000, we have a problem"
"This is Karachi, what kind of problem?"
"This is flight 000, we have lost power to our engines, please advise"
"This is Karachi; I reed you, please check some things for me, ok?"
"This is flight 000, go ahead"
"This is Karachi; can you get emergency power to your engines?"
"This is flight 000, negative, no power is available"
"This is Karachi; can you please bring your altitude to 20,000 feet?"
"This is flight 000, negative, our wing controls do not respond"
"This is Karachi, can you please see if you can lower your wheels?"
"This is flight 000, negative, landing gears are stuck"
"This is Karachi, would you please repeat these words after me"
"This is flight 000, go ahead"
"This is Karachi, repeat these words please: Ashhadu an La'Ilaha Illallaho wa Ashhadu Anna Muhammadur Rasulullah .... "
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Sep 8th, 2004, 06:21 AM
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The Pakistani Brain
Join Date: Sep 24, 1998 - 6:00 am
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Haaaw haee. Baichaare.
The Pakistani Brain of the UAE (formerly known as "The Pakistani Brain of Austria")
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Sep 8th, 2004, 12:08 PM
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Senior Member
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ayyooo !!! :nahnah:
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Sep 8th, 2004, 06:11 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 10, 2002 - 1:00 am
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The last time a British Airways airliner landed in Karachi was a decade ago I guess. 
charah saazon se alag hai mayar mera kay main
zakham khaaonga tou kuch aur nikhar jaaonga
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Sep 9th, 2004, 03:36 AM
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Sep 9th, 2004, 07:47 AM
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The Pakistani Brain
Join Date: Sep 24, 1998 - 6:00 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by smooth_guy:
The last time a British Airways airliner landed in Karachi was a decade ago I guess.
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I don΄t know about Karachi, but just a few days before 9/11 a friend of mine went from London to Islamabad on BA.
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Sep 12th, 2004, 08:36 AM
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Chinese Mafia
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๑۩۞۩๑ Rude Boyz Rulez ๑۩۞۩๑
@~King Of Ea§t LonDon~@
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Sep 14th, 2004, 12:21 AM
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I tell the truth, even when I lie.
-Scarface-
Join Date: Jul 11, 2004 - 7:00 am
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MUhahahahahahhah
God gave us two ears and one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak.
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Sep 14th, 2004, 01:36 PM
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*aNkHoN ki ChAmAk*
Join Date: May 23, 2003 - 4:00 pm
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*c h a m k e e l i * a n k h e i n*
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Sep 15th, 2004, 06:47 AM
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*~*Devils @ttitude*~*
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I'm sweet like honey, but sting like a bee!
It is better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you are not...
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