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Up in heaven, three great physicsts were playing hide and go seek: Newton, Pascal, and Einstein. It was Einsteins turn to seek, so Einstein closed his eyes and counted to 10 while pascal and newton went to hide. Pascal hid behind a tree, but Newton just stood there and drew a 1 meter by 1 meter box around him on the ground. when einstein was done counting, he opened his eys and said, "Newton, what are you doing? you're supposed to hide! you're out!" And Newton replied, "No, you're wrong, im not Newton, im Pascal! See, im one Newton per square meter! Pascal is out!"
Quran: And obey Allah and the Messenger; that ye may obtain mercy. [3:132]
Prophet (sallAllaahu Γ’β¬Λalayhi wa sallam) said: Whosoever believes in Allaah and the Last Day,then let him speak good or remain silent
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