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0.Agnosticism: I'm not sure about this sh!t

1.Taoism: Sh!t happens.

2.Confucianism: Confucius say, "Sh!t happens."

3.Buddhism: If sh!t happens, it isn't really sh!t.

4.Zen Buddhism: Sh!t is, and is not.

5.Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of sh!t happening?

6.Hinduism: This sh!t has happened before.

7.Islam #3: If sh!t happens, blame Israel.

8.Catholicism: If sh!t happens, you deserve it.

9.Protestantism: Let sh!t happen to someone else.

10.Methodist: It's not so bad if sh!t happens, as long as you serve gepar juice with it.

11.Judaism: Why does this sh!t always happen to us?

12.Christian Science: When sh!t happens, don't call a doctor - pray!

13.Christian Science #2: Sh!t happening is all in your mind.

14.Darwinism: This sh!t was once food.

15.Feminism: Men are sh!t.

16.Capitalism: That's MY sh!t.

17.Hedonism: There is nothing like a good sh!t happening!

18.Scientology: If sh!t happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.

19.Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Sh!t happens.

20.Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our sh!t?

21.Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Sh!t has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.

22.Atheism: What sh!t?

23.Hare Krishna: Sh!t happens, rama rama.

24.Chauvinism: We may be sh!t, but you can't live without us...

gupguppy

what a sh!t post

Sara516

i see these on teeshirts in manhattan

for islam it says "if sh!t happens, it is hte will of Allah"

the israel thing wudnt work here...

ffaisal80

lol...good one

Sajalina

I thought the last one was best.