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Nov 17th, 2004, 03:58 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 18, 2003 - 2:12 am
Location: Bahrain
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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee
when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second black
hearse just 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse
was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash.
Behind her 200 women walking single file.
The woman's curiosity got the best of her. She
respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and
said, "I am so sorry for your loss and I know now is a
bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral
like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "Well, the first hearse is for my
husband."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
The woman was even more inquisitive, "Well, who's in
the second hearse?"
"My-mother-in law. She tried to help my husband when
the dog turned on her and killed her too."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed
between the two women.
"Could I borrow that dog?"
"Get in line."
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Nov 17th, 2004, 06:38 AM
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"`°*¤ Shehr-e-Zaat ¤*°`"
Join Date: Dec 4, 2002 - 10:45 am
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Nov 17th, 2004, 11:32 AM
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Join Date: Sep 11, 2004 - 2:13 pm
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Nov 17th, 2004, 06:08 PM
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SaintAlex
Join Date: Jun 3, 2004 - 6:00 am
Location: above the heavens
Posts: 3,765
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lolz....
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Nov 17th, 2004, 06:26 PM
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Member
Join Date: Sep 21, 2004 - 11:18 pm
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lol..good one
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Nov 17th, 2004, 10:47 PM
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Tez Dhar....
Join Date: Sep 11, 2003 - 6:00 am
Location: Roop nagar, Prem Gali, Kholi # 420
Posts: 3,030
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i heard the male version of it.
Tu bhi villain ban sakta tha, "BILLA" ban sakta tha.....
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Nov 18th, 2004, 02:33 AM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: U.A.E
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Hahahahahaha! 
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Nov 21st, 2004, 01:44 AM
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Channel Manager Entertainment
Join Date: Aug 28, 2000 - 1:00 am
Posts: 16,897
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Nov 21st, 2004, 06:00 AM
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~Aik Sudaii Larki ~
Join Date: Jun 9, 2002 - 5:00 am
Posts: 26,154
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Suna hay raat usse chaand takta rehta hay
sitaarey baam-e-falak se uter kay dekhtey haiN
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Nov 21st, 2004, 03:20 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 - 1:05 am
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 good one
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