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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 09:33 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Once four people were travelling in a train, a beautiful young girl, an elderly woman, a Pakistani, and an Indian!
The train passes through a tunnel and everyone heres a kiss and a slap sound in dark.
After tunnel is ended everyone is sitting in usual position but the Indian who is holding his cheek as he was slapped.
Now, what four people are thinking

Elderly Woman: "the indian has kissed the girl and she slapped his face".
The Girl: "indian wanted to kiss me but kissed the woman because of dark. so she slapped his face"
Indian: "I think Pakistani kissed the girl and she slapped me by mistake"
Pakistan: "When next tunnel comes, I will make another kiss sound and slap the indian on the other cheek!!!!"






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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 08:14 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 09:19 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 04:23 PM   #7 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 21st, 2004, 12:08 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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old is gold i just didnt know






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