yarfraz

A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on his marine radio to call for roadside assistance. He climbed into his boat, clicked on the radio and said, "Mayday, mayday." A Coast Guard officer came on and said, "State your location." "I-75, two miles south of Standish." After a very long pause, the officer asked, "How fast were you going when you reached shore?"


--Contributed by Mary Marineau, Henderson, Nev.
Courtesy : Reader's digest

ffaisal80

lol

yarfraz

Another real life humour but not in America ..
I attended a function of a friend's brother's Mehndi , A bunch of friends were attending the Mehndi fuction ... Now see the situation.
Friend 1 to Friend 2 : " Yar yeh jo samnay pink colour kay dress main piece betha hai uss ko yeh number to mera day ker aa"?
Friend 2: " Teri M .... Beha.......... yeh meri behan hai Ullu kay pathay"...
We were all left speachless untill the function was over ......

ThandyMazaq

haha jaisa karogay waisa bharogay...if ppl stare are non mehram girls, they should expect others to do the same at their mehrams.

yarfraz

Guyz read dis ..its really funny


The following version began making its Internet rounds in May 2002. Notice how the story has been fleshed out with additional detail:

The first divorce directly related to the September 11th terrorist attacks has been filed in a NY court.
It appears a guy with an office on the 103rd floor of the World Trade Center left home for work on Sept 11. When he got to Manhattan, he decided to spend the morning at his girlfriend's apartment in the Village. When he got to her place, he turned off the phones, TV and radio and spent the entire morning in bed with her. At about 11:00 am, while still at her place, he turned his cell phone back on to retrieve his messages.

A second later it rang. His wife was on the phone crying and screaming at him, "I've been trying to call you for over two hours!! I've been worried sick about you! Are you OK?!?" He answered calmly that he was fine.

The wife then asked, "Where are you?"

The guy said, "Where do you think I am? I'm in my office!"

In June 2002, this joke began to circulate as an image of a purported newspaper clipping as well:

SJS

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