1) Pakistanis are always ahead:
American scientists dug 50 metres under the ground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time America announced that the ancient Americans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network...
Naturally the government of India was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 metres down, they found small pieces of Glass and they soon announced that the ancient Indians 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide fibrenet...
Pakistani scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 metres underground but found absolutely nothing. They concluded that the ancient Pakistanis 55,000 years ago had Wireless (cellular) telephones.
2) Three PAKISTANIS and three INDIANS were travelling by
train to a Cricket match at the World Cup, while in England. At the
station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as the three
PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
one of the INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers one of the PAKISTANI.
They all board the train. The INDIANS took their
respective seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and
close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train departs, the ticket checker
comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
toilet door and says," Ticket please." The door opens just a crack
and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The ticket checker
takes it and moves on. The INDIANS see this and agree that it was
quite a clever idea.
So after the game, they decide to copy the pakistani
style on the return trip and save some money. When
they get to the station, they buy one ticket for there on the return
trip. To their astonishment, the
PAKISTANIS don't buy ticket at all !!!
How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says
one perplexed INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers a PAKISTANI. When
they board the train the three INDIANS cram into one toilet and soon
after the three PAKISTANIS cram into another nearby toilet. The
train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the pakistani leaves the
toilet and walks over to the toilet where the INDIANS are hiding. He
knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand. The PAKISTANI takes the ticket and goes back
into his toilet....lolz
3) A couple from Montreal decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to
thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they
had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that
the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow
him
the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the
hotel.
There, he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an email back in
Montreal. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address
and sent the email without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was
a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following a
heart attack. The widow checked her email, expecting messages from relative
and
friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the
floor.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw
the computer screen which read:
TO: MY LOVING WIFE
FROM: YOUR DEPARTED HUSBAND
SUBJECT: I'VE ARRIVED
I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has
been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you
then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
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