Goliko

A woman went to her priest with a problem.
"Father, I have two female parrots, and the only
know how to say one thing. All they ever say
is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?'
" "That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But
I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots
over to my house, and I will put them with my
two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read
the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots
to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your
female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

The next day, the woman brought her female
parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots
were holding rosary beads and quietly praying
in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots
in the cage with the male parrots. The females
said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some
fun?"

One male parrot looked over at the other male
parrot and exclaimed, "Put those beads away,
our prayers have been answered!"

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