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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 12:24 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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The story of someone getting a haircut.

Women’s version:


Woman 2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
Woman 1: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?
Woman 2: Oh God no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 2: Oh - that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder line.
Woman 1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.


Men’s version:

Man 2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah.






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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 12:35 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 02:06 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 04:42 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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damn right.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 07:21 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Chichora Men's Version

Man 2: Haircut?
Man 1: Yeah.
Man 2: Upar walay bhee?







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Old Nov 28th, 2004, 11:40 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Dec 3rd, 2004, 02:30 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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