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i donno why i em getting the feeling that this is a repost...anywayz
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap
on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black
bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices... Either I
maul you to death or we have s€x."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter
alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon
recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge
grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big
mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I
maul you to death or we have rough s€x." Again, Frank thought it was
better to cooperate.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally
recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down
the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but, then, there was a
tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear
standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit
it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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