bitter

There were two persons at the bar - they introduced themselves and started the conversation which went something like this:
First person noticed that the other guy was drinking orange juice - so he was like
1st person: hey you are not having anything hard?
2nd Person: nah...tried it once , did not like it and since then never touched it.
1st Person: Oh okay!!..
1st Person:he wanted to chat the other guy up
any particular areas of interest you have?
2nd Person: nothing in general..just chillin
The conversation just ended...1st person took out a cigarrete and offered it to the other
2nd Person:nah...tried it once , did not like it and since then never touched it.
Now the 1st person was getting bugged - he wanted to have a good time and this guy was a pussy...he said 'lets go play poker!!'
2nd Person:nah...tried it once , did not like it and since then never touched it.

after some time the 2nd person remarks 'There comes my daughter!!I promised her that I would meet her here!'

1st person: Must be your only child!

kaka_in_usa

ha ha

The Hunk

This joke would've been way funnier if the last line was

First person: Yeahh .. tried her once, didn't like it... never done her since

SpyGuy

ffaisal80

lol