malik2629

khatoon doctor sey:" meray shouhar ko sotey mein bolney ki aadat hai"
doctor:" aap unhein jagtey howey bolney ka mouqa dein woh sotey mein bolna chor dein gay"

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phone ki ghanti baji to aik bachi ney phone uthaya or pochney per bataya main anam bol rahi hoon.
meri umer 6 saal ha main is wakat gher per akaili hoon ammi gher per naheen hain.
beti kia tum apni ammi k liay message note ker lo gi? phone kerney waley ney payaar say kaha.
kiun naheen laikin aap zara thehrain main pen ley aaoon.anam ney ma'sumiat say kaha.
thori daer ba'd wo dobara phone per aaee or boli.
main ney pen ley li ha laikin zara thahriay main kagaz lena to bhool hi gaee
phone kerney waley ney kaha chalo theek ha kaagaz bhi ley lo.
dusri martaba us ney receiver uthaya to boli.
mujhey pen mil gaee ha aur kaagaz bhi mil gaya ha laikin aik baat ka to mujhey khayaal hi naheen raha
mujhey to abhi tak likhna naheen ata

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dafter k manager ney mulazim ko jawaab dena tha saath hi wo us ki dilshikni bhi naheen kerna chahtey they.
unhon ney mulaazim ko bula ker kaha.

"sajzaadey ! ma'loom naheen k tumhaarey begaer ham karobaar kesay chalain gey.baherhaal monday k din say
ham ya tajarruba ker k dekhna chahtain hain."

hafsa_dudette

lol.... the first ones funny.. and true as well!

Azad

malik2629

thanks

shearer

nice n funny

malik2629

thanks