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Apr 1st, 2005, 07:42 AM
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*~Bhola Bhaala~*
Join Date: Apr 2, 2004 - 2:14 pm
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* Definition: Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
* Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
* Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put in new ones.
* C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
* Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or file name!"
* C:\ File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
* An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.
* CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
* Windows: Just another pain in the glass.
* Press to continue ...Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
* Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
* Hit any user to continue.
* Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (V)omit
* If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
* Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.
* "Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way."
* "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
* Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
Twinkle Twinkle little star; You should know what you are.
And once you know what you are; Mental hospital is not so far.
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Apr 1st, 2005, 09:07 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 23, 2004 - 4:54 pm
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what's the punchline? :P
He who laughs last thinks slowest
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Apr 1st, 2005, 09:18 AM
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*~Bhola Bhaala~*
Join Date: Apr 2, 2004 - 2:14 pm
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by hafsa_dudette
what's the punchline? :P
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* Gupshup VirusScan 1.0 - " hafsa_dudette found: Ban her? (Y/Y)*
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Apr 1st, 2005, 09:28 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 23, 2004 - 4:54 pm
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lol....... gotta hand it to ya - that is funny 
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Apr 1st, 2005, 11:21 AM
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Oh Allah, give me patience
and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
Join Date: Feb 26, 2004 - 4:03 pm
Location: Under sky above earth..
Posts: 13,241
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 goshhh soo funny 
I've kissed millions of frogs, but still no prince charming...
Åchi ßachi Çlub
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Apr 1st, 2005, 11:38 AM
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Join Date: Mar 23, 2004 - 4:54 pm
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mansoor.... i saw that years ago.... still has me in stitches though :bhangra:
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Apr 1st, 2005, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Mar 21, 2005 - 1:00 pm
Location: Virginia USA
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i know its old but the topic was computer humour and everyone has seen it
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Apr 1st, 2005, 12:02 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 23, 2004 - 4:54 pm
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alright dude... chill out 
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Apr 3rd, 2005, 08:21 AM
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Join Date: May 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
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Lol
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