Computer Humour

Seedha Saada · Apr 1st, 2005, 06:42 AM

* Definition: Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.

* Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

* Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put in new ones.

* C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

* Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or file name!"

* C:\ File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

* An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting.

* CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?

* Windows: Just another pain in the glass.

* Press to continue ...Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...

* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

* Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

* Hit any user to continue.

* Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (V)omit

* If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

* Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

* "Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way."

* "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

* Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"

hafsa_dudette · Apr 1st, 2005, 08:07 AM

what's the punchline? :P

Seedha Saada · Apr 1st, 2005, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hafsa_dudette

what's the punchline? :P

* Gupshup VirusScan 1.0 - " hafsa_dudette found: Ban her? (Y/Y)*

hafsa_dudette · Apr 1st, 2005, 08:28 AM

lol....... gotta hand it to ya - that is funny

Mansoor614 · Apr 1st, 2005, 09:33 AM

Bill Gates was in India a few days ago.
He announced that Microsoft plans to release a windows2000
version in Hindi. Here are some Windows related terms
that may be used in the Hindi version of...
Windows 2000: Khirkiyan 2000
File = Phaail
Save = Bachao
Save as = Aise Bachao
Save All = Subko Bachao
Help = Mujhe Bachao
Select = Chuno
Select All = Sab Chuno
Find = Dhoondo
Find Again = Firse Dhoondo
Move = Hilao
Mail = Dak
Mailer = Dakiya
Zoom = Paas se dhekho
Zoom Out = Dhoor se dhekho
Open = Kholo
Close = Band Karo
New = Naya
Replace = Badli Karo
Run = Bhaago
Print = Chaapo
Print Preview = Dekh Ke Chaapo
Copy = Teepo
Cut = Kaato
Paste = Chipkao
Paste Special = Jayada Chipkao
Delete = Dho dalo
View = Nazaara
Tools = Auzaar
Toolbar = Auzaar ka dabba
Spreadsheet = Khuli Chaadar
Database = Bahi Khaata
Insert = Ghusao
Tree = Ped
Compress = Thooso
Mouse = Chooha
Click = Tik-Tik Karo
scrollbar = Idhar-se-Udhar.Udhar-se-Idhar
Exit = Chal Phoot

Princess Fiona · Apr 1st, 2005, 10:21 AM

goshhh soo funny

hafsa_dudette · Apr 1st, 2005, 10:38 AM

mansoor.... i saw that years ago.... still has me in stitches though :bhangra:

Mansoor614 · Apr 1st, 2005, 10:57 AM

i know its old but the topic was computer humour and everyone has seen it

hafsa_dudette · Apr 1st, 2005, 11:02 AM

alright dude... chill out

indo_girl · Apr 3rd, 2005, 07:21 AM