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Apr 3rd, 2005, 10:58 AM
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HRH The Landlord of Khairpur
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A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, Two plus five, that son of a ***** is seven. Three plus six, that son of a ***** is nine.....
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, What are you doing? The little boy answered, I''m doing my math homework, Mom. And this is how your teacher taught you to do it? the mother asked. Yes, he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, What are you teaching my son in math? The teacher replied, Right now, we are learning addition. The mother asked, And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a ***** is four?
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four
I like long walks
specially when they are taken by people I dont like
Mr. James B. (Esq.)
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Apr 4th, 2005, 06:57 AM
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Technical Administrator GupShup
Join Date: Jan 3, 2000 - 5:00 am
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Apr 4th, 2005, 03:38 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 18, 2005 - 10:51 pm
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If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
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Apr 5th, 2005, 11:35 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 23, 2004 - 4:54 pm
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 class...
He who laughs last thinks slowest
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Apr 5th, 2005, 09:48 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 7, 2004 - 12:12 am
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good
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.
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Apr 6th, 2005, 02:00 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 15, 2002 - 6:00 am
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ooopsss 
~*The Most Colourful Guppan Award Holder*~
~*~Member of the Pink Panther Clan~*~
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Apr 6th, 2005, 03:13 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 16, 2002 - 1:00 am
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that shows how many of us are actually listening in class 
pathar mai tu hai samaya, dil insan mai basaya,merai saath hi chala, merai saath hi ruka, har sans pai letai hai naam he tera.
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Apr 6th, 2005, 09:05 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jan 2, 2004 - 11:22 am
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pretty good
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Apr 6th, 2005, 09:10 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 28, 2002 - 5:00 am
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bahahhaha
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix
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Apr 6th, 2005, 09:22 PM
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The Pink Panther
Join Date: Nov 2, 2004 - 5:00 am
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"the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid." <3
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Apr 7th, 2005, 03:23 AM
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Apr 7th, 2005, 08:05 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2, 2004 - 11:22 am
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good
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