wassif

Once laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi,a saint and a schooboy were traveling by a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught on fire and the pilot came out shouting "This plane is going to crash! and we only have four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane.

Since i am a very imporant Indian Airlines pilot I am talking one parachute and getting out of here." Saying this he rushed to the luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane.

Sonia Gandhi said, " Since i am the future Prime Minister of India i am very imporant and have to live!" She also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

Laloo Yadav said, "I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest polotician of India and above all the most intelligent person living in this country, and the most intelligent person must live!" Saying so Laloo went to the luggage area,Grabbed one and jumped off the plane.

The old saint said o the school boy, "There is only one parachute left, and there are two of us, I am an old man and don't need to live anymore. You take the last parachute and jump."

The school boy said, "Dont worry! There are still two parachutes left with us! The most intelligent person, Laloo Yadav, Jumped of the plane with my school bad!"

bizz

LoL...

Umer

Quite old joke, but good. I have heared it in a lot of different versions.

JonyBr

^Same here.

BrokenSky

haha