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Apr 6th, 2005, 09:53 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 28, 2002 - 5:00 am
Posts: 14,996
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young
couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying
The girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets
Up and goes up into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells the wife: "Listen, this
guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of
time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years...I saw how he kissed your
neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells
you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
probably dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us."
Be strong, honey. I love you. To which the wife responds: "He wasn't
kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told
him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey, I love you too!!"
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. - Jimi Hendrix
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Apr 7th, 2005, 12:05 PM
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Tez Dhar....
Join Date: Sep 11, 2003 - 6:00 am
Location: Roop nagar, Prem Gali, Kholi # 420
Posts: 3,030
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Tu bhi villain ban sakta tha, "BILLA" ban sakta tha.....
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Apr 7th, 2005, 12:47 PM
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DreaM WeaVeR
Join Date: Dec 31, 1969 - 7:00 pm
Posts: 11,659
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 5abi bhai, rated G  but still funny nonetheless 
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Apr 7th, 2005, 02:02 PM
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Pas~e~Aaina~Koi~aur~hai
Join Date: Oct 12, 2000 - 1:00 am
Location: Pakistan
Posts: 5,959
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Ki Mohammad (S.a.w )se wafa tu ney tu Hum terey hain
yeh jehan cheez hai kya Loh-o-Qalam terey hain...!!
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Apr 7th, 2005, 05:10 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jan 2, 2004 - 11:22 am
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haha
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Apr 8th, 2005, 04:36 AM
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Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2003 - 12:20 pm
Location: UK
Posts: 264
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vahh vahh
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Apr 11th, 2005, 12:39 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 22, 2003 - 11:02 am
Posts: 1,341
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very funnny!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mill ke sab matam-e-shabbir karo..
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Apr 12th, 2005, 11:05 AM
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Oh Allah, give me patience
and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
Join Date: Feb 26, 2004 - 4:03 pm
Location: Under sky above earth..
Posts: 13,241
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hahahahahaha goshhh
I've kissed millions of frogs, but still no prince charming...
Åchi ßachi Çlub
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Apr 12th, 2005, 04:18 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 12, 2005 - 7:00 am
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poor husband, time to see moon-&-stars in day light
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Apr 13th, 2005, 01:03 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 18, 2005 - 10:51 pm
Location: Ghar per
Posts: 6,225
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OMG....
:haha:
If you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth.
A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
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Apr 13th, 2005, 01:29 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 17, 2005 - 11:57 pm
Location: saratoga, CA
Posts: 680
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hahaha
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Apr 13th, 2005, 11:37 AM
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..:: Im Not Short.. Im FUNsized ::..
Join Date: Sep 29, 2004 - 5:00 am
Location: ..The Netherlands..
Posts: 18,860
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hehehe..
WS: ..If you learn to translate every event of ur life into positive meaning.. You will stop being prisoner of your past and become the designer of your future... ~**~
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Apr 18th, 2005, 07:10 PM
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The Gatekeeper
Join Date: Nov 24, 2003 - 6:00 am
Location: There's nowhere I can't go. There's nowhere I won't find you.
Posts: 2,622
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and I thought it was rated G forum.
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