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Old Apr 7th, 2005, 05:48 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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This one is funnier when told in Urdu...


Ek maulvi saheb Taqreer kar rahe the. Zanan-khane se kaafi aurteiN bhi taqreer sun rahi thi. Maulvi saheb ne kaha .. "Musalmano ko Qibla rukh baith ke pishab nahi karna chahiye.Is se Gunah hota hai"...

Agle din ek muhtarma jinhone woh taqreer suna tha woh bazaar jaa rahi thi. Unhon ne raaste me dekha ke Maulvi Saheb Qibla rukh ( Maghrib in India-Pak) baith kar road ke kinare pishab kar rahe hain.. Muhtarma ruk gayeen aur Maulvi Saheb ke Faarig hone ka intezaar kiya.. Jab Maulvi Saheb Faarig huye to Muhtarma ne poocha " kal to aab taqree me bata rahe the ki Qibla rukh baith ke pishab nahi karna chahiye lekin aaj aap khud hi... "..Maulvi saheb ne jAwab diya ..." Muhtarma ..woh Masla Aurton ke liye..mard ka kya hai ,woh to Ghooma Sakta hai"..






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u said it yao, its better in urdu
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